Amtrak Slogans

When the Amtrak station attendant announced that our train from Chicago to Saint Louis was delayed for "an undeterminable amount of time", my sister and I put our best thought forward and came up with the following slogans: 1. Amtrak: Testing people's patience for years 2. Amtrak: (sigh) Nevermind 3. Amtrak: It's easier with magnets [...]

Goodnight Facebook

On the Internet There was a link To a groupon And a picture of - A young family on vacation And there were 3 little likes On a status of Mike's And 2 little pics Of a kid turning 6 And a mafia game And a tag of a name. And a share and a [...]